August 5, 2014
Betches love Facebook as much as we love any of our other social media, if not more because Facebook has been leading the fight in providing shit-talking ammo since 2004 or whenever it was invented. However, just like most things in the world, Facebook has a lot of room for improvement, specifically, there’s no way to stop certain types of posts from infecting your newsfeed. I’ve come up with a list of some filters every betch needs in her Facebook newsfeed, so, you're welcome. I hope FB will cut me a check for this.
Getting a job at Facebook is practically as hard as winning the lottery; how am I the first person who’s thought of this shit? GET IT TOGETHER, MARK.