So I just woke up from my bi-annual year long beauty coma, and I have to say I am very surprised by all of the news I’m hearing about 2016. Either half of this shit is made up, or this year legitimately marks the end of the world. Here are 12 things that *allegedly* happened over the last few months that I simply refuse to believe, even though the New York Times keeps insisting they’re true.
1. Donald Trump won the U.S. Presidential Election.
Ok let’s just get this one out of the way because there’s literally no chance America elected a fascist Cheeto to the Oval Office. Right? Right….?!