Congratulations, you've made it to the real world on (mostly) your own merit and you're about to start your first adult job. While betches love not doing work, we also know that this is much easier to accomplish inside the cubicle walls of a salaried job than an hourly requiring only the skills of a five year old at a lemonade stand. Obvs this is because the harder it is for you to get the job, the harder it is for you to be replaced, and the betches at HR aren't really trying to do hard work either. Ironic, sure, but you reap the benefits. Literally, you've got benefits now, and a 401K. Here's what you can look forward to thinking when you start your first adult job.