Black Tap Craft Burgers & Beer might not sound like a wine bar that serves low-carb tapas, but that's because it's not.
This place has become known for their highly Instagram-able milkshakes, piled high with enough candy and sweets to put a horse into a sugar-coma.
There are three staple options to choose from - Cotton Candy, Sweet and Salty, and Cookie (which comes topped with it's own cookie ice cream sandwich, hot damn).
Black Tap also offers specialty milkshakes every now and again, in flavors like Birthday Cake, Salted Caramel, and Candy Cane.
For the basic betches on a budget, Black Tap has basic milkshakes for $7. Spending $15 only to hate yourself an hour later when you can't fit into your sweatpants anymore sounds like a lot of fun, no?