February 18, 2015
A bunch of 16 year olds staged a riot at a movie theatre for not being allowed to see Fifty Shades of Grey meaning that they're the only people to be upset about not watching the film. One hundred teenagers threw bitch fits at this movie theatre, and one attacked one of the employees. It's like the Arab Spring was reenacted at a suburban mall over an unsatisfying series of dry humping. There was one girl who was arrested for trying to bring weed to the movie theatre and that's the only thing about the entire situation that I can understand; being so high you think Rita Ora's wig was its own character.