You were right in the middle of lotioning up Bradley Cooper’s back on a beach in Cabo when all of a sudden you snap back to reality. There’s a pair of eyes looking at you expectantly, awaiting a response to that long-winded story you checked out of three seconds after it began. Something about wanting bangs? Or how great their 10 mile run was this morning? Veganism? It could be anything, and the polite thing to do is to say something in return even though you’re confused why this person thinks you could possibly give a shit. The solution? Choose one of the following one-word responses, which are now totally legitimate English sentences thanks to the internet:
These generic one-word answers are a quick and easy way to validate a super basic story about something vaguely positive. Make sure to avoid sounding actually interested by leaving it at that, since this person clearly needs to learn that they’re more boring than Gisele’s diet.