November 19, 2014
A-cup betches rejoice: There's a plastic surgeon who will give you more than a full cup size boob enhancement surgery that lasts for 24 hours only. It costs $2500 and seems like the absolute best way to spend your rent money. This godsend is also working on "vacation boobs" where he injects some weird chemical in you and your boobs are bigger for approx three weeks. Basically, you can have perfect cleavage for Spring Break, your frenemy's wedding, and anything in between. He's marketing his procedure as a test-run to see if you actually want the boob job done, which will be a great excuse for when you want/need to look quiche for a long weekend. Fuck landing on a comet, this is the true scientific achievement.