November 30, 2011
Position: Bro Columnist Intern, unpaid
Time frame: Summer 2012 (8 weeks), part-time
Application Deadline: January 15, 2012
Description:: Are you a #62 pro? Are you so #53 shady that your own #37 betchy mother needs to pop multiple Xanax because of her massive amount of anxiety from your mind games? Do #33 nice guys make you want to kill yourself or them? Do your favorite pastimes include playing video games, making money, taking girls on dates, and not texting girls when you say you will? Do people tell you that you have no soul? Is Tucker Max someone you 'like' on Facebook? Do you want to turn this lifestyle into the ultimate unpaid internship in New York City while still having time to make girls cry and fuck anything with a pulse?
This unique internship opportunity will allow a self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with The Head Betches in creating funny, well-written articles. The internship will focus on learning how to write like a smart, funny douchebag that steers the masses away from lame sites like NewYorkTimes.com. The Bro columnist in training is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Betches Love This' base of followers.
You will learn how to promote and develop content on behalf of America's favorite website for mean girls.