3 Reasons The Betches Who Brunch Comedy Tour Will Be The Highlight Of Your Weekend | Betches

3 Reasons The Betches Who Brunch Comedy Tour Will Be The Highlight Of Your Weekend

By The Betches

Saturday, April 1st is the Betches Who Brunch Comedy Tour—and no, this is not an April Fool's joke. It's real, it's happening to you. This year we're bringing our comedy show to SEVEN cities across the country: Arlington, Boston, San Francisco, Philadelphia, Chicago, Los Angeles, and (of course) New York. If you haven't gotten your tickets yet (which you can and should do HERE), you're doing something wrong. Here are three reasons you need to get your butt to a Betches Who Brunch comedy show in your city.


1. You'll Be Going To Brunch Anyway

Let's be honest, it's a Saturday, and you're going to brunch anyway. So why not brunch with us? I mean, you know you've always wanted to sit with us. And now's your chance! Buy a ticket to one of our shows near you—it's $25. That's like, three months of Netflix. You have the money. Don't lie.

Brunch

2. You Can Listen To Other People's Shameful Stories

For once, you won't be the biggest hot mess at brunch—that will be the comedians. Amazing, right? Instead of your regular routine of recounting all your shameful choices from the night before, you can listen to various comedians talk about how much of a joke their life is. You'll probably feel a lot better in comparison. As they say, laughter is the best medicine—for headaches, regrets, you name it.

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3. All The Tim Tam Biscuits You Can Eat

We're partnering with Tim Tam biscuits for this brunch, which means there will be all the delicious, chocolatey biscuits (that's the Aussie word for cookie) you can eat. Challenge accepted. Betches love all things Australian (we're suckers for accents), so you can just tell yourself that stuffing your face with Tim Tam biscuits is making you hotter by association.

Tim Tam

 

So we'll see you on Saturday. BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE!




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