January 22, 2015
Kendall (just Kendall) posted this selfie of her in the now signature Kardashian black, high slit dress (kind of like how hoops were Regina's "thing"). But Scott Disick was also there to help her pick it out, which leads us to the 3 theories of Scott "suck me dry beautiful" Disick's life:
1. The Kardashians have emasculated him so much that they (and he) have forgotten he's a man.
2. He's gay and just a phenomenal actor.
3. He's fucking all of the Kardashian-Jenner women. That's why Khloe and Lamar got divorced.