Over It / Not Over It 2012

By The Betches

Needless to say, betches don't make resolutions. When you're perfect it's pretty much impossible to improve (besides the obvious resolution of losing 3 pounds). In any case, while we don't need to change, some things in society definitely do. With that we give you our list of things that were SO 2011 and things we're into for 2012.

- Kardashians OUT ::: Baby Disicks IN

- The Rapture OUT ::: Mayan Apocalypse IN

- Looking skinny in your profile picture OUT ::: Finding a pretentious cover photo where you look like you're either cultured or you always have like, so much fun, IN

- Giggy OUT ::: Petches IN

- Ano diet perpetually IN

- Fergie OUT ::: Black Eyed Peas um, also OUT

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- Iowa caucus OUT (Wait, what's the Iowa caucus?) ::: Not giving a shit IN


- War Horse OUT ::: Girl on The Bachelor who rode in on a horse IN

- Celebrity pregnancy rumors OUT ::: Celebrity secret surrogates IN

- Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage OUT :::Ugly hot Russell Brand's inevitable relapse into drugs and nymphomania IN

- Anne Hathaway, always OUT

- Your tweets on the left side of the page OUT ::: Your tweets on the right side of the page IN (times they are a changin')

- 50 albums of you and your boyfriend kissing each other on vacation OUT ::: Killing yourself IN

- Saying fuck OUT ::: Saying fook IN

- Chris Lilley dressed as a girl OUT ::: Chris Lilley dressed up as an Asian mom IN

- Finding love in a hopeless place OUT ::: Rekindling love via Twitter IN... however beating the shit out of women, still OUT

- Vanessa Hudgens dating a guy from the Disney channel OUT ::: Vanessa Hudgens dating a guy from ABC Family IN (not being a beard, always IN.)

- Vampire movies OUT ::: Snow White movies IN

- Occupy Wall Street OUT ::: Occupy Soul Cycle IN

- Kim Jung-il OUTIE ::: Fat teenage power hungry pork dumplings IN

- Sew Psyched OUT ::: Power Clutch IN

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- Psychotic rants about hating betches OUT ::: never caring IN


- Blacking out OUT ::: blacking out and whiting in IN

- Flirting via sending twitter follow request OUT ::: Flirting via sending Words With Friends request IN

- Having the flu OUT ::: Faking the flu to get out of work IN

- Single Ladies dance OUT ::: Robyn Call Your Girlfriend dance IN

- Spotting celebs at restaurants OUT ::: Becoming a fucking celeb IN

- Ombr� hair OUT ::: Ombr� mani IN

- Following the election OUT ::: Calling out Ron Paul for looking like the result if Mr Rogers impregnated George Bush and he couldn't find an abortion clinic because he made them illegal IN

- Fake smiling OUT ::: Not smiling IN

- Having a job where you do nothing as a DJ OUT ::: having a job where you do nothing as a blogger or jewelry maker IN

- Missoni for Target OUT ::: Missoni IN

- Oprah OUT ::: Andy Cohen IN

- J-Lo married to an old Hispanic fuck OUT ::: J-Lo fucking a friendly ghost IN





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