Real World Roundup: LINg LINg you forgot your bLINg bLINg

By The Betches

In a recent national crisis, apparently investment bankers are Rihanna a few years ago. Chris Brown is pissed off that other people are pissed off. We're pissed off that Chris is pissed off that other people are pissed off. Before tweeting 'HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That's the ultimate F*** OFF,' Chris claimed 'Strange how we pick and choose who to hate! Let me ask u this. Our society is full of rappers (which I listen to) who have sold drugs (poisoning). Yeah Chris except when we do drugs we get fucked up we don't bitch other people out. Just keep saying you're sorry asshole. Read Article


david beckhamDon't worry Vic, we'd cup them too


Scar Jo's boyfriend is a little bitch. Read Article

Apparently Hugh Hefner doesn't care about women. Who would've thought? Apparently his son Marston was dating and beat up a former playmate. To be fair, it does look like she's gained a little weight since her playboy days and when you date a guy named Marston who's also the son of one of the douchiest creepers in the world, what more can you expect? Obviously it's never okay to hit a woman. Clearly Hugh thinks so too because he was outraged, claiming, "If they care about each other, they'll patch it up." He later added, "and if you kill this one, you can't have another playmate"how old are you again?" You should actually read the article it's really funny. Article

Introducing Brooklyn hipsters' newest trend, Babyccinos, cappuccinos for babies, or kids whatever. Is your baby overworked? Is her diaper dirtier than usual? Stressful day at the playground? Iced coffee not cutting it? Give your kid a pretentious Babyccino and let people know that your slobbering party foul is still classier than them. Read Article

Thief steals $10,000 worth of shit from Rumer Willis house. Rumer is rumored to be devastated, claiming she "worked her way up from the bottom and made a name for herself to pay for all that stuff and now all her hard work was for nothing." Just kidding. But that's what she would've said if her parents hadn't actually paid for it or if she had like, talent. Read Article

Some hick shoots at his fifteen year old daughter's laptop and makes a YouTube video after she talks shit about him on Facebook. Tommy Jordan clearly cannot handle any shit talking from his daughter who complained about doing chores. We're with Hannah on this one, except if my parents printed out a chore list for me to do and it included sweeping the floors or anything remotely like that I'd fucking call child protective services, not bitch about it on Facebook. Cheer up Hanns, it wasn't even a mac. We're sure she has no response video due to the fact that she doesn't want her dad to shoot her dog or like, her new jeans. Watch Video





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