The 4 Situations Where Being Sarcastic Is Absolutely Necessary | Betches

The 4 Situations Where Being Sarcastic Is Absolutely Necessary

By Blackout Betch

Being sarcastic is to betches like being fucking annoying is to Anne Hathaway. Now that we made our point with a nice fucking analogy, there’s really no need to go into why betches are sarcastic.  It’s just a thing and people accept our snarky, at times inappropriate, commentary.  It’s a way of life.  Kinda like having a resting bitch face and not being poor.


Here are four situations that are impossible to deal with (read: we can’t handle sober) without a sarcastic attitude.

We need sarcasm like we need a credit card with no credit limit and a bestie with similarly questionable drinking habits. Sarcasm is the air in a betch’s lungs.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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