Real World Roundup: All Is Fair in Love and I-Banking

By The Betches

HBO is on a power trip after being named the best network of all time by us, and starts killing off horses for that show no one even watches, Luck. It's all very sad but sounds no worse than a weak morning at Michael Vick's house. Read article

After 244 years, the encyclopedia is going out of business. Nice girls everywhere are probs crying in their beds, clutching their 2011 edition ever so tenderly. It's about fucking time. The only people I know who read encyclopedias are now dead, just like the encyclopedia. Read article

This week's dose of psychopath investment banker news brings us to Greg Smith, who quit his job at Goldman Sachs and wrote a NY Times editorial piece telling everyone why people who work there "only care about making money." Yeah no shit, Greg. You just described our perfect man. Have you looked up today? The sky is still blue, maybe you should write an op ed about that. We do however, applaud your intent to #1 talk shit. Read article

Kim Kardashian gets angry that she's on a billboard in Mexico. Come on Kim, you promote milkshakes in Dubai, I think we're a little past anxiety over selling out. Read article

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Asshole Gerard Butler fucks so many women he can't keep track of them. Seems like Ugly Gerry here has a habit of fucking married or recently married Cougars and then totally forgetting who they are. Read article

Jon Hamm calls Kim K stupid, a Twitter war breaks out. Kim K responds, "I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We're all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, 'stupid,' is in my opinion careless." First, in what world can you fit that many characters in a tweet? Second, which one of her representatives told her the grammar to use, it's very advanced for her. Three, triz Kim, Jon's just jeal you have more money than him. Read article

This week on the war on birth control, turns out Arizona fucking sucks, like seriously? Debbie Lesko is a fat virgin. Let's propose a bill to congress that gets her laid so she stops trying to take out her sexual deprivation on the rest of America. Read article

Young Adult star Charlize Theron turns 36, panics, and adopts a baby boy. All we have to say is, what color is it!?? Read article

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Lindsay Lohan has a hit-and-run aka she grazed some guy's knee with her car and drove away. Time for a vaca Lindz you look like an Edward Cullen/Ginger cross in this picture. Also, is it just us or do the pics of lil" sis Ali look exactly like Winona Ryder circa Girl Interrupted? Read article

In the biggest trial since Inherit the Wind, some 12 year old has teamed up with the ACLU to sue her school for looking at her Facebook and yelling at her for talking shit about her teachers. Way to go, rando Minnesota pre-teen, you go betch. We wonder exactly what you said that got your teacher so riled up that she had to spend her time trying to illegally get on a 12 year olds Facebook. Is it because she's a pusher? Did she push her husband into law school and it was a bust? Did she push herself into working three jobs? Read article





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