April 13, 2015
Doing work and having a career are things betches try not to think about too much. The majority of our thoughts are consumed with blacking out, the latest cleanse, or who we can trust to talk shit with. When the idea of having a job does cross our mind (like after a 2 fucking hour phone call with our dads about how he’s done paying our credit card bill – a threat that he has been making for 3 years now), there is only a limited number of career choices we actually see ourselves not completely hating. Extra points to the jobs where you don’t get fired for being hungover 50% of the work week.