5 Signs You're an Instagram Slut | Betches

5 Signs You're an Instagram Slut

By Sgt. Olivia Betchson

Betches, a trend has been plaguing ladies of Instagram since its inception, or since girls realized guys like looking at boobs, whichever came first. I guess the second one then. You may have even affected by this phenomenon first-hand, or you may be afflicted yourself without knowing it. I’m talking about Instagram hoes. They’re fucking everywhere, and they must be stopped.


But before we stop Instagram thots, we must first identify what makes one, that way we can all agree on who to go after (and who is just like, having a good hair day). Keep on the lookout for the following behaviors:

When you see any of the above behaviors, it’s best to call them out. Subtlety is key. You don’t want to say, “Ugh why are u such a slut” (unless this is your bestie, in which case that's the only thing you should comment on her shit), cause like, that’s just mean and makes you look like a jealous spinster. I prefer a simple, “Drink more water” or even the water droplet emoji. It says “You’re thirsty AF” but also says “It’s summertime and it’s hot outside and who knows, maybe I’m genuinely concerned for your hydration.”

To all the commenters who are asking why a true betch would care what other skanks do with their Instagram… we don’t really care. We just love talking shit about it. Fucking Duh.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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