5 Things A Betch Must Do On Cinco De Mayo | Betches

5 Things A Betch Must Do On Cinco De Mayo

By Blackout Betch

Celebrating holidays whose meanings we don’t understand are one of a betch’s favorite activities. There are few things less satisfying than drinking in honor of something we don't know shit about.


The perfect example of an occasion like this is Cinco de Mayo. Literally translating to “the fifth of May,” this holiday is the perfect time to skip work and finally enjoy weather that isn’t fucking negative ten million degrees.

To make sure you have the best time celebrating whatever the meaning of this day is, we compiled a list of all the things that must be checked off your list by the time you crawl into bed tequila bottle in hand/black out on your bathroom floor.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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