5 Things You Can Make Up To Pretend You're Well Rounded | Betches

5 Things You Can Make Up To Pretend You're Well Rounded

By Blackout Betch

There’s this new thing where you have to be good at fucking everything in order to be considered a functional human being. Betches are expected to be super human robots and have their shit together 24/7, which TBH is less likely to happen than giving up tanning and Starbucks.


The term given to this ridiculous AF requirement is called being “well rounded.” It kinda reminds us of calling your bestie fat in a nice way after she’s been hitting the omelet bar wayyyyy too much. Brunch is for getting drunk off mimosas, fucking duh.

If you ever find yourself in a situation where someone (like a nosy employer, ugh – read my resume I spent five hours making shit up for) asks you what makes you a well rounded person, here’s how to deal with this shit like a betch.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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