The release of Pokémon Go has been nothing short of catastrophic for nerds around the world. Users of the app have been seen walking into oncoming traffic, getting robbed, and generally losing their minds trying to collect Charzards or defend the galaxy or whatever the point is. It’s pure madness, but if people want to throw away their lives over a Japanese cartoon, I say let them. And while they’re at it, the rest of us should take advantage of their mass delusion because it’s the betchy and American thing to do.
Here are the top five ways you can profit from the current Pokemon Go craze (@Forbes, feel free to contact me for more info):
Think about it: most people who are now addicted to Pokémon Go had jobs before they became enslaved to augmented reality. In fact, they probably had great jobs as doctors, engineers, and other coveted roles in competitive fields. Soon enough these positions will be vacant, and even though you may not be qualified, use this rare opportunity to land the dream job you were never meant to have.