If you fell asleep in front of the TV while watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, you may have woken up to the 2015 National Dog Show.
Spoiler Alert: Charlie the Skye Terrier won. He probably totally deserved it because his hair care regime could rival any betch’s blow-out routine.
Anyway, the most exciting part of the whole thing, which was actually kind of a yawn fest TBH, wasn’t watching the bitches, it was watching the betches: Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski.
They were special correspondents for the event, and to tell you the truth, I’d probably watch these two host paint dry. They totally bring it in fierceness of outfit and commentary. That’s probably why they’ve kind of become NBC’s go-to team for spicing up televised events you don’t care that much about. Whether it be something they probably know something about (i.e. Olympic ice skating) or something that just requires a great outfit and a hat that is fancy as fuck (i.e. The Kentucky Derby) Johnny and Tara are there, just being generally fabulous and saying things that are ridiculous.