September 6, 2011
One of the major criticisms about betches is that they're pretentious bitches who lack appreciation and are superficial. In other words, we're not down-to-earth. We're here to help you combat the #43 haters by teaching you how to appear down-to-earth.
Say something is expensive: As a betch you may get yourself into a situation in which you are with a friend that is more poor than you. It is important that you do not offend her while subtly letting her know you are better than her.
"OMG, I love shopping at Harrods, but it's like, so expensive."
Random comments about how sad it is for people to be poor or deprived:
"We should totes raise money for the starving kids in Indonesia, I hear it's a serious issue there."
"Oh, I've SEEN Hotel Rwanda. Seriously groundbreaking film."
"I felt really bad for that homeless woman, so I gave her 25 dollars. I really think she'll be able to clean up now and get a job."
A mani on 3rd Ave is only $10, what a steal!"
Random comments about the #2 news:
"I'm so happy they overthrew that dictator in Egypt. It must be because Barack Obama is Muslim."
Liking weird movies: But not too many, that makes you a freak from a small liberal arts school. It's okay to say you like movies out of the mainstream though, like The Wackness or Pulp fiction.
“The cinematography in Kill Bill 2 was visually captivating. Can’t wait for Aronofsky’s next one. Oh wait, I meant Requiem…”
So betches, make sure you appear down-to-earth enough so people don't think you're a completely vapid souless bitch, but not so down-to-earth that people feel like they can approach you whenever the fuck they want. It's an art.