Like any solid betch, Lauren Conrad fucking loves Halloween. Why wouldn't she? It's the one day out of the year when her craftiness isn't misconstrued as a "job." She's also like, the queen of Pinterest so it makes sense that she'd be really good at Halloween. That's not to say she hasn't had her missteps though (everyone makes mistakes — one time I dressed up as slutty Osama Bin Laden and it didn't go over so well in my 7th grade homeroom). Anyway, let's rank her Halloween costumes by betchiness, because why the fuck not?