Michael Phelps is going to be a father, becoming the first ever Ugly Hot DILF - I guess he sets records in whatever he does. He proposed to his gf former Miss California Nicole Johnson in February, and they've been dating since before 2008, when he only had 6 gold medals. Michael has since becoming the most decorated Olympian ever, but like no pressure on his future son or anything. The real question is whether or not this will be a human child or a fish. This could be a real life version of that Disney Channel Original Movie "The Thirteenth Year."
Nicole is 12 weeks pregnant, so she'll probably give birth sometime in early May. Michael will then compete in Rio sometime in early August. So Nicole will basically be a single mom for the first 4 months of having a new born, but she can melt down some of Michael's gold medals to help her pay for a nanny. Tbh, my ovaries are ready to explode from the picture of the three of them and Michael's inevitable 23rd Olympic medal.