Here’s a question for you. Wtf did we all do before Bravo? Sure, there was MTV and E! and shit, but like, none of that holds a candle to Andy Cohen’s genius. You’ve got middle-aged women screaming at each other over caviar, cooking competitions, a shit ton of real estate shows that make you realize how poor you are. I mean, the list goes on and on. But despite all of the shows being super betchy, there are definitely some that outdo others. So here yo go. A definitive ranking of the top 10 Bravo shows by betchiness. And if any of y’all freak tf out because Married to Medicine or Real Housewives of Dallas or any other trash box shows didn’t make the cut, you can’t sit with us.