Here’s a question for you. Wtf did we all do before Bravo? Sure, there was MTV and E! and shit, but like, none of that holds a candle to Andy Cohen’s genius. You’ve got middle-aged women screaming at each other over caviar, cooking competitions, a shit ton of real estate shows that make you realize how poor you are. I mean, the list goes on and on. But despite all of the shows being super betchy, there are definitely some that outdo others. So here yo go. A definitive ranking of the top 10 Bravo shows by betchiness. And if any of y’all freak tf out because Married to Medicine or Real Housewives of Dallas or any other trash box shows didn’t make the cut, you can’t sit with us.
Below Deck, both Caribbean and Mediterranean editions, is pretty great. All the yachties are semi-attractive and kinda stupid and they always end up hooking up, which leads to fights and shit. Plus, the scenery is always Insta-worthy. You may think it’d be higher on the list since yachting is betchy, but that’s only when you’re the guest of the boat. Not when you have to clean and be someone’s bitch. No thanks.