June 4, 2014
Despite how most of us claim to be, like, really environmental, a new poll shows that most Americans don’t believe global warming is having a serious impact right now. Most of those who do believe global warming is a legitimate threat, however, are college graduates probably because we were all forced to watch “An Inconvenient Truth” for class at some point, and because people get like weirdly judgy if you don’t recycle when you’re walking around campus. Overall, the general consensus seems to be that Americans care, we just don’t care right now. We’re just going to procrastinate for a bit until the Earth becomes uninhabitable or until we can get someone more entertaining than Al Gore to make a documentary about it, whichever comes first.