March 31, 2015
A woman in Ohio stabbed her boyfriend with a pen because he ate all of the salsa in their house - same. If your response to that was anything other than "fuck yes she did," then you've clearly never been drunk at 2 am craving chips and salsa, it's a true emergency.
The best part of this story is that the woman is 50 years old and the bf is 61, so like parents don't fuck around about Tostitos. The official police report says that the woman was trying to leave when she stabbed him aka she was going on a late night CVS run when her boyfriend called the police. I hope the jury decides that she's only guilty of being a bad betch.