Mike Fleiss has slowly been leaking "clues" about the next Bachelor on Twitter, and I gotta say—woah he sounds terrible. I mean we pretty much all know at this point that the next Bachelor will be Luke because he's basically the personification of America and probably a Trump supporter, but if you thought you couldn't be any more underwhelmed by the prospect of watching 17 hours per week of Luke's dead eyes, here are some "fun" facts about him. Watch out, your bra might pop off!
Tuna casserole is the opposite of what I want to eat at all times.
LOL GET A LIFE.
So he likes Star Wars and is bad with his hands?
ABC, can you at least pretend to try?