It's that time of the year again. No not your birthday, Narcissus. Satan's birthday, Halloween (that's what Halloween is, right?). While most of the night is filled with common street hookers dressing up like other common street hookers, this will not be the case for you. You will avoid looking stupid this year on Halloween by avoiding pop culture costumes that make you look stupid. (See: When everyone dressed up as Miley Cyrus's VMA performance in 2013 and instantly regretted it.)
I bring you the only acceptable 2016 pop culture costumes. Swipe left or press the right arrow to read through:
Bat = mandatory. Ruffled dress = optional, but recommended in order for people to "get it." Otherwise you will just look like an angry woman with a bat and everyone will be like "uhm WTH?" and you'll be like "What's worse? being jealous or crazy?'