July 21, 2014
Adam Levine, singer and sex-with-Lindsay-Lohan-denier tied the knot this weekend with Behati Prinsloo in Cabo. Jonah Hill officiated their wedding even though I had no idea they were even friends. On that note, I can't think of a better person to officiate a wedding. I have a weird feeling Lindsay wasn't invited to the wedding. The couple is now on their honeymoon in South Africa, THRILLING.