Adam Levine Is Officially A DILF

By 50 Shades Of Betch

After years of falsely referring to Adam Levine as a DILF, today we can finally say it for real: Adam Levine is a hot dad. Levine had his first kid last week with Victoria’s Secret Angel Behati Prinsloo, so chances are she’ll be 100% stunning. They named her Dusty Rose, which is pretty but also like sort of questionable because her name is Dusty. And also because Dusty Rose is 100% a paint swatch. We’ll see, maybe they’ll figure out a good nickname or something.

Adam is still busy with coaching The Voice, but Behati will probably need some time off from wearing basically nothing on the runway. Behati is totally white, but she’s actually from Namibia (a country in Africa) so we’re already wondering if baby Dusty will check the African American box on her college applications. Either way, she probably won’t need the help.

If you're from Africa why are you white

Over the weekend, Behati posted the first picture of the baby girl on Instagram, and our hearts basically stopped. She’s lying on Adam’s tatted chest, a position we’ve wanted to be in since middle school. The baby looks cute enough, but tbh it’s way too early to draw any conclusions about her future hotness.


Words can't describe Dusty Rose Levine 9/21/16

A photo posted by Behati Prinsloo Levine (@behatiprinsloo) on

Best of luck to Behati and Adam, don’t fuck this one up.




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