September 29, 2014
Amanda Bynes was arrested Sunday morning for her second DUI. Cue the slow clap. Amanda please, this has stopped being entertaining and just become depressing. A celebrity DUI is kind of like blacking out in college. It's dumb as fuck but the consequences aren't all that real and it can be pretty funny. But a second DUI in two years is like giving a drunken speech at your sorority sister's wedding. A higher power will judge you for your indecency Amanda...Tom Cruise. We don't have a mug shot yet but since she was arrested at 3 am, it's safe to say that pic will be in the ballpark of Lindsay Lohan's third arrest look.