July 8, 2013
Amanda Bynes has obviously recovered from her July 4th hangover pretty quickly because she was on her Twitter brawl game before I even woke up this morning. Today's victims: the President and his wife.
I mean...maybe she's just a jealous pasty betch over the fact that the Obamas clearly got way tanner than she did this weekend, but come on, this bro is the president. Are you trying to get sent to Guantanamo Mandy? If you think the Obamas are ugly, just wait till you see the people there. Plus unless you learn how to type in Arabic we guarantee no one will retweet you.