Amanda Knox is Guilty Again (and other news)

By The Betches

Amanda Knox has been found guilty for the murder of her roommate for like the millionth time. At this point, betch has been found guilty and innocent so many times I really can't keep up. The Italian government is harder to read than the shady pro who only responds to your texts 30% of the time. On the plus side, Mandy has really made her study abroad semester last. Read article>>

Apparently 250 million of 650 million kids in primarily school can't read. We applaud these betches in training for not doing work but not for being fucking morons. Also, maybe now Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too will finally take off. Read article>>



A female Indian (that's dot, not feather) politician is arguing that rape victims might have caused their own assaults with their clothes and actions. This bitch is taking slutshaming to a whole new level. As betches, we take great pride in #42 dressing like a slut. I mean, if she thinks the Indian women who cover themselves completely are slutty, she should come to America and see a thing or two. I don't generally mess with a masterpiece like Mean Girls, but in light of this news this calls for an update: Every night of the year is a night when girls can dress like total sluts and no other girls can say anything about it. Read article>>

Today in the world of bat shit crazy people, a pissed off betch got her ex-bf fired from the police department for poss being an alcoholic. This girl really showed all you post breakup betches how it's done. He must have really fucked her over. Well actually, I'm pretty sure she was just pissed about this photo above, which was taken by a female colleague and captioned "NYPD's Ken Doll." Really racy shit, I know. I can't believe he would do this to his girlfriend. She gave him everything! She was half a virgin when she met him! Read article>>




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