Amber Rose Wrote A Book Proving She Is In Fact Literate

By Queen Elizabetch

Amber Rose wrote a book, read: somebody ghost wrote Amber Rose's book. It's called "How to Be a Bad Bitch," which is like a self-help guide for women who want to seduce rappers and be Instagram famous, so a more accurate title might be "How to Use Your Ass, Become a D-List Celebrity, and peak in 2008." Naturally, Amber is basically naked on the cover of her book while a naked dead man lies at her feet aka what every girl dreams about when seeing her ex in public after the breakup.

Her publisher is describing the book as, "filled with helpful advice and personal anecdotes, How to Be a Bad Bitch covers finances, carer, love, beauty, and fashion while emphasizing confidence and positive self-acceptance." That makes it seem like this is a more ratchet version of Eat, Pray, Love. As much as I think this is going to be the biggest train-wreck since Lindsay Lohan's second mug shot, it also might be a phenomenal lesson on how to take control of any situation, including the 2009 VMAs. This is the absolute perfect book to read while drunk on the beach this summer, mostly because you're going to need to be halfway blackout to really understand Amber's life lessons.





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