August 28, 2015
This weekend marks the tenth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, and we’ve come so far. However, a new hurricane season is upon us, with a whole bunch of new names. Here are a few names to look forward to this year:
Erika - This is probably the betchiest name that will appear in 2015, and she’s happening right now! She’s only a tropical storm, but she’s probably a bitch before she has her coffee.
Grace - Grace could either be a boring nicegirl or a crazy betch that’s ready to tear up the Atlantic. She’s probably in a sorority.
Joaquin - Joaquin Phoenix, is that you??
Kate - She’s probably hot but like super boring. Is it short for Katherine?
Odette - Is this the 1800s?
Rose - The quintessential JAB middle name. If any storm is going to take a trip to Fire Island, it’s probably her.
Teresa - Teresa isn’t drinking until she turns 21 because she’s lame.
Wanda - Just fucking no..