August 14, 2014
I aspired to be Angelica Pickles when I was five, and TBH I still kind of aspire to be her now. Since 1991, this little nugget of a betch has helped young girls everywhere to sift through the irrelevant “education” that lamer shows provide, like the importance of sharing or numbers. She always kept it real, and demonstrated time and time again that the best things in life really can be achieved as easily as taking candy from a baby. That’s why I firmly believe that:
All I Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten (From Angelica Pickles)*
*Hint, it has nothing to do with playing fair.
Angelica's Mom: "Angelica didn't I tell you not to eat those cookies?!?"
Angelica: "Umm...I don't remember."
Angelica, after listening to the Dummi Bears song:
"I'm happy, are you happy?”
You babies are so dumb, I’m surprised you even know which end of the bottle to suck!
Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury.
It's raining, it's pouring! The old man is boring! He stayed in bed and stayed in bed and never went exploring!
If you have to ask, you'll never know!
Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me.