August 4, 2015
Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale filed for divorce yesterday, in the third Hollywood divorce of summer 2015. It's a hard summer for love, so don't worry if you haven't gotten a text back yet, it's happening to everyone.
Quick Recap: Gwen is a better version of Avril Lavigne and Gavin is the lead singer of the less successful, British version of the Goo Goo Dolls. So if this were 1998, people would be really upset. They got married in 2002, and Gwen had two wedding ceremonies so she could wear her John Galliano dress twice. She may be an outfit repeater, but she looked quiche in that dress. They have three kids together, and they all have fucking ridiculous names: Kingston, Zuma, and Apollo.
Anyways, they're getting divorced citing "irreconcilable differences," which in Hollywood means that someone had an affair. Maybe they can form a support group with Ben, Jennifer, Scott, and Kourtney..