April 8, 2015
With summer right around the corner, getting back into beach-ready shape should be at the top of all our to-do lists. Apparently getting a beach bod is a priority for the FBI as well.
For the first time in decades, the FBI is instituting a fitness test that all active agents must pass. Ok two questions. First, how could ACTUAL SECRET AGENTS not have had to pass some kind of fitness test for all these years? I’ve seen White Collar and Peter Burke did quite a lot of running after the betch community’s collective man crush—Neal Caffrey (AKA Matt Bomer, #MagicMike). And second, why is the test so easy?
You would think that the people whose job it is to literally capture the bad guys would have to be in better shape. The fitness test requires lady agents aged 20-29 to do 32 situps in 1 minute. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure that any betch who has ever been to a single hot yoga class and doesn’t actively try to be a fat ass could do that right now while sipping on her afternoon glass of Sauvignon Blanc. And don’t even get me started on the guys reqs. For male agents aged 20-29 they are required to do ONLY 29 pushups! For any pro worth our time that is literally a warm up.
So YES we are all skinny enough to be secret agents, just in case you were wondering.