So we all though that Hailey Baldwin had whipped Justin into boyfriend material on their winter vacation - I mean she made him get fucking cornrows. But alas, you can't really take the fuckboi out of a guy. Here's the latest:
Ariana Grande, who recovered from licking a donut by singing another shitty song in her weird baby voice, posted a Snapchat video of her on Instagram. A casual day. Then Justin commented "Damn Ariana u look so good." Because when you're being a creep on Insta, you really don't have the time to spell out "you." I'm going to guess it was around this point in the evening that he finally sent a "sorry just saw your message" text to Hailey.
Well then Ariana's new boyf Ricky Alvarez (who?) responded "Keep looking player...I already told you she does." Honestly, I haven't heard the word "player" used since 2007, so I'm just a little bit rattled. The whole thing is just classic Justin "we're just friends" bullshit. I can just hear him saying that you can platonically call someone hot.
I get it Hailey, he's hot, rich, and successful af, which would normally be enough, but keeping up with this shit is exhausting.
not today satan !!!!!! gtg finish this music & live my cute, drama free life !!— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) January 20, 2016