October 1, 2014
You probs remember JP and Ashley from the Bachelorette 7, or not, whatever. But you def remember the couple that whored out their baby’s gender on national television during Andi’s Bachelorette series by getting a sonogram on national television. That’s them.
Well as Chris Harrison revealed on TV awhile ago, they had a little baby Bachelor. This morning the predominantly irrelevant couple had their son, Fordham Rhys Rosenbaum. Clearly JP was torn between naming the baby after his favorite car, or his favorite meat, so he combined the two.
Nevertheless, congrats to the couple. You were one of the only Bachelorette duos that didn’t completely make me want to stab myself in the fucking face, so kudos.