Audrina Patridge's daughter was born this weekend, but Justin Bobby isn't the father so I don't really care. The actual father is Audrina's fiancé, Corey Bohan, who is a professional BMX rider. Their first date was filmed for an episode of The Hills, which confuses me even more about whether that "reality" show was fake or not. Hopefully, this relationship will be way more normal than Speidi.
The baby's name is Kirra Max, which means that girl will definitely be a biddy in approx 16 years. Considering that Audrina's pregnancy was announced with a product placement Tweet, I can only imagine what the first photos of this baby will be like. An Instagram with strategically placed baby formula?
Hopefully she and Kristin Cavallari's daughter Saylor are either besties or have major drama at whatever California prep school they attend, and MTV creates The Hills: The Next Generation.