April 27, 2015
We all know that there's less water in California than Giuliana Rancic fans. But now, the California drought is fucking over the avocado industry. They're estimating that the price of avocados is going to increase 28% this summer, which is the worst price increase since Jenna Lyons fucked up J.Crew. Apparently, avocados might even cost as much as caviar by the end of the summer. You should bulk up now, so you can still eat avocado-toast in June. I know guac is extra, but it might be more expensive than the entire burrito bowl.