August 4, 2014
Avril Lavigne, the idol of middle school betch wannabes with too much eyeliner, somehow just got the betchiest wedding anniversary gift ever in the history of wedding anniversary gifts… From none other than Chad Kroeger, the lead singer of Nickelback. That’s a match made in hell.
But anyways, Kroeger gave Lavigne a 17-carat diamond ring. Which tops the 14-carat diamond ring he proposed with, and the 20-carat emerald ring he gave her on their wedding day. How did this even happen? How did a teenage punk Canadian singer with songs titled “Hello Kitty” and “Sk8er Boi” become the betch with rocks with more combined carats than her age?