July 27, 2015
Avril Lavigne, who is still somehow only 30 years old, has spent the past year publicly battling Lyme disease, which she has said has been the hardest thing she’s ever done. We still honestly have no fucking clue what Lyme disease is, but it’s bad enough that she started sobbing in that Good Morning America interview.
Well, Mrs. Nickelback is back, and she made her big comeback performing at the opening ceremony of the Special Olympics in Los Angeles. The Special Olympics is an awesome organization, but Avril still sucks. Like we want everyone to be healthy because we’re not evil, but her new song “Fly” is terrible and she’s still wearing the same horrible blonde extensions as always. Apparently surviving Lyme disease didn’t make her want to grow up.