The Bachelor returns in January, kind of like a late Christmas present for people who don't have a lot going on in their lives so they watch other people's drama. Aka all of us.
Regardless of what you think of the new Bachelor, Nick Viall, he's probably going to bring out the crazy in these bitches. So, in order for you to have a leg up in your Bachelor Fantasy pool, we've ranked the ladies by betchiness. Also, there are 30 of these skanks so it took a really long time and you should be thankful we did this important research for you.
Keep scrolling down for the entire ranking! (It's worth it, we promise.)
1. Danielle L.OK she's like, really pretty. We definitely want to invite her to be part of our squad. She also says she admires Chrissy Teigen most in the world. Like, props to her for not picking someone everyone says they admire but only pick because it's a safe choice like her mom or Michelle Obama. She also opened her own business at 23. Damn, girl.