Behati Prinsloo, aka the woman in all of your jealous hate dreams, is pregnant. She's officially carrying the heir of a former Sexiest Man Alive. So not only did she open the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, but she's also Mrs. Adam Levine. It's fine if you need a moment.
Behati and Adam—AHati? BehDam?—got married in July 2014 and have been talking about having kids for-fucking-ever. Like if they weren't A-list celebrities with multi-million dollar careers, they'd post every ultrasound pic to Insta.
The final hit to our self-esteems will be if she walks in the 2016 VS Fashion Show months after giving birth, à la Adriana Lima.