August 17, 2015
If you haven’t heard, Ben Affleck supposedly cheated on Jennifer Garner with their NANNY. So cliché, Ben. Turns out this nanny, Christine, is a bit of a fame whore- shocker!- and wants to garner (ha) this claim to fame for as long as she can by applying to be the next Bachelorette.
And to be honest, if ABC is smart they will do anything they can to keep ratings up after this snooze of a season of The Bachelorette (you’re still not fucking funny, Kaitlyn). So maybe this would be in their best interest, as much as this bitch probably/most definitely sucks as well.
Apparently Christine has been frolicking around with her make up and hair done, in a convertible, and drinking wine with friends outside so the paparazzi can catch her. Hey Christine, have you ever heard of the term “trying too hard”? No? Could have fooled me..