If you haven’t been paying attention to the news for the last few weeks, there’s a new Republican frontrunner: Ben Carson. We won’t get into what Ben Carson’s stupid views are, but you should know that the black candidate is having a lot of trouble actually getting support from black voters. Well, he’s decided to try something new, and that something is a brand new urban radio commercial complete with a rap by someone named “Aspiring Mogul.”
The commercial is a full minute long, and it uses such lyrical genius as “Heal (vote, vote) / Inspire (vote, vote) / Revive (vote, vote). If you’re thinking that none of those words rhyme, you’re absolutely correct! We’re not sure if anyone will actually fall for this joke of a commercial, but it can’t be worse than some of the shit he’s already said.