How To Get A Beautiful Office Like The Betches Betches

How Betches Got An Amazing Office That We Actually Want To Do Work In

By Jane Duh

So while you’ve been out mourning the loss of summer and preparing for your winter weight cuff, we here at Betches Media have been low-key putting things in motion for the biggest glow-up up since Ariel Winter went from “little girl on Modern Family” to Social Justice Thot-stivist. That’s right, we moved into a new office, and it is dope af. That’s not even a biased opinion, BTW. It’s like, a peer reviewed study.


For those of you entrepreneurial betches out there who are looking to similarly upgrade your work situation, here’s a walk through of our incredible, aspirational office space. Don’t be too down on your own office, though. Not everybody can have their own golden meme wall, but you can probably find more ways to incorporate Kris Jenner into your professional life.

So without further ado: Hey we’re Betches, and welcome to our crib…

Betches HQ

Step 1: Hire A Dope AF Workplace Designer 

First of all, we have to shout out LABL Studio, without whom none of this would be possible. They literally designed our office space from scratch, and as you can see, they nailed it. Let’s face it, most betches barely have the time to make their own bed, let alone come up with a chic af office plan complete with millennial pink accent walls and a full bar for after hour office parties late work nights. That’s where LABL Studio comes in. They’ll do all the hard work of making your office look amazing, and you’ll have the pleasure of seeing all your clients, family members, and Seamless delivery guys looking impressed af when they walk through the door. Don't have an office you're allowed to design? I feel you. Check out their shop for cool shit for your apartment. Oh, and they do E-design too, so you can look as fly in your digital life as you do IRL. 

Betches HQ

 

Step 2: Get A Neon Sign To Tell People WTF You’re About

I mean, can you imagine walking into work every day and being greeted by a neon pink sign that says, “So you agree, you think you’re really pretty?” We can. But that’s because like, we actually do that every day now. Thanks to Name Glo, everyone who steps foot in Betches HQ is greeted with a Bible verse Mean Girls quote to set the fucking mood for the day. NameGlo is company run by two boss women (Yasss business kweens!) and brings neon to the people, letting you choose your own amazing quote to represent your style. We went with Mean Girls because, duh, but you could do your favorite song lyric, your Insta handle, or your current fuckboy's name. Just be aware that one might only last like, two weeks max. 

Betches HQ

Step 3: Get Your Drink Sitch Figured Out

Beverages: You’re going to want some throughout the day. That’s why Betches HQ is stacked with both alcoholic and non-alcoholic (believe it or not) beverages for all occasions. Now obviously, the most important part of any office is its coffee supply. That’s why we’ve teamed up with Wandering Bear Coffee to make sure we’re chugging the best possible cold brew to get us through stressful af work days/group chats/deadlines. If you ever wonder how Betches are able to produce so much quality content on the daily, it’s because we’re all low-key hyped up on Wandering Bear. Now you know.

Betches HQ

Betches HQ

Step 4: Frame TF Out Of Everything

And now we get to this author’s favorite part of the new office: our golden wall of memes. Now, everybody who has ever moved out of their college dorm knows that framing things magically makes them sophisticated and adult. Literally. That’s why we turned to Framebridge for all our custom art and photo framing. They took all our ridiculous images and turned them into art just by encasing them in acrylic. Don’t believe me? Just think about this: a photo of Kate Middleton with a thought bubble saying “No shit. You guys got coke here?” pinned up to a wall with tape? Tacky af. But a photo of Kate Middleton with a thought bubble saying “No shit. You guys got coke here?” that’s framed? That’s beautiful art and it belongs in the MoMa. It’s that simple. And if you read this thinking, "I can't frame things. I'm not that fancy," think again. Framebridge has hooked us up with an exclusive offer code for 20% off first time orders through 12/31/17. Just enter code BETCHES20 at checkout to live a frame-level life, on a Scotch tape budget. 

Betches HQ

Betches HQ

Betches HQ

Step 5: Get Your Distractions In Order

One of the most important parts of any work day is figuring out how to distract yourself from the work you're going to be doing. Here at Betches, we installed two 65" and 55" TCL TVs, which you know will be playing Mean Girls on loop 24/7. Except on Halloween, when we played Hocus Pocus, or when there is a Kardashian-related event on the horizon. Either way, these TCL TVs will be keeping the Betches staff distracted engaged with important pop culture events on the daily, and are basically the secret to our success.

Betches HQ

Betches HQ

Betches HQ

Now, we know that you can’t employ all of these amazing tactics to your own office. Not everyone is as lucky as we are, and it’s just not our fault we’re so popular. But use these beautiful pics as a guide for when you finally launch that dating app for people who hate conversing with others you’re always talking about. Because that’s totally going to happen someday…

 

Betches HQ




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