Last night we threw a very betchy party to celebrate the release of our new book, I Had A Nice Time And Other Lies, at the Dream Hotel. Here's all the stuff you missed if you weren't there:
DJ Rhett Bixler was in the mix. (Also note the betchy projection. We know, we think of everything.)
Where you could get your hair done if you like, ran out of time getting ready (no judgment, it was clutch af and made your hair smell amazing).
Yes, the photo ops were on point.
Artist Tara Fagan took your photo and then gave you a dope-ass sketch of yourself looking v. stylish (and skinny)
Like coasters printed with quotes from the book, naturally.
Shouts out to Bai for really upping our hydration game, and Owens mixers for the delicious—you guessed it—mixers.
Which The Betches were signing copies of all night. But like, dw, you can still pick up a (unsigned but still hilarious) copy.
Sorry about your FOMO!